Sunday, July 6, 2008

Haro? Me no supeki Ingurish.

I need to destroy the internet. It sews me onto a world I don't belong to anymore. And then when I shut my computer, and turn my eyes away, I have to physically rip my soul from the pictures, the chats and the life I build for myself there during the brief moments I imbibe. It hurts. And I bleed.

So I've decided to destroy the internet. All of it. I will chew one cable at a time, break one fiber-optic, snap one wire, disable one satellite in my quest for total darkness. Sorry if you liked the internet. But that's the way it's going to be.

Reality exists in 1 place at a time only. Only God can leap from one place to the next.

I need omnipresence. That would be helpful.

I think I'm going to go offline for awhile. I'm going to erase my English databank in every moment that I don't need to speak it for official work hours where I'm getting paid. I'm telling everyone from now on that I'm from Norway and I don't speak any English. Thanks for the idea, Pat.

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This blog was interrupted by this chat with Pat:

Pat

Hey Luther

How's life

2:35amLuther

hello?

2:35amPat

How are you man

2:35amLuther

ok

up and down

yeah

it's crazy

2:35amPat

You're still in Japan right?

2:35amLuther

life's crazy

yeah

2:36amPat

Thats good

2:37amLuther

or good that I'm in Japan?

are you there?

2:38amPat

Both I think

Sorry I'm in Honduras right now teaching English and I have a ton to do at the same time

2:38amLuther

ah

Honduras

How many classes do you teach ina week?

2:38amPat

Yeah its awesome

4 middle school classes everyday

2:39amLuther

Pat is no longer online. The following was not sent:

wow, crazy

wow, crazy

how many lesson plans per week is that?

2:40amPat is online.
2:40amPat

But its good man.

Only 1

2:40amLuther

at least that's good

what do you do with your free time?

2:41amPat

I pretty much teach the same thing to each class. Which can get tedious for me but I've learned some REALLY awesome English-Learning songs

2:44amPat

How about you?

2:46amLuther

ah - I don't know

I dont' know what's happening

2:46amPat

Really?

2:46amLuther

I kind of just swim through space for a few hours

then I'm back at school

2:46amPat

Nice

How's your japonese?

2:47amLuther

I'm blinded, reminded, I reflect, reject...

I dont' know what I'm doing here

sometimes I freak out

other times I think I could stay forever

2:48amPat

I honestly think that is pretty normal for anyone living abroad

2:48amLuther

I'm approaching 1 year, Pat

2:48amPat

Yeah!!

2:48amLuther

3 1/2 weeks shy of 1 year

2:49amPat

I can't imagine that. Ive done a 5 month stint and now am on a 2 month one, and I still really struggle

2:49amLuther

Yeah, I've done 2 5 month stints

in a row

My Japanese is crap

I'm trying

and I'm learning

but slowly

Everyone always demands English out of me all the time

even in my private, after school life

2:50amPat

Yeah I know how that is

2:50amLuther

"will you speak English with my son?"

"will you volunteer at this English conversation class?"

2:50amPat

I eventually started telling people I was german.

2:50amLuther

"will you give me private lessons?"

"NO!

"

WE'RE IN FRICKIN JAPAN!!!

when do I get to learn how to live here?

Even when I say, in perfect Japanese, "mou skoshi yukuri kantan ni itte kudasai masenka"

they freakin start talking in English

no

don't speak English

just use simple Japanese

I speak simple English

I'm kind to you

I pick out words I know you understand

just scale it back a bit

don't speak English

I want to learn

Yeah, I'm wiggin out right now

sorry

2:53amPat

No that's ok

I know what its like to need to vent man

2:54amLuther

You know what my prospects are of meeting a nice, English speaking, Christian girl out here?

2:54amPat

Probably about as good as the brewers winning the world series

2:54amLuther

the answer is zero

I might have well as signed up to be a catholic priest

2:56amLuther

each time I sign another 1 year contract, I'm saying that I'm quite interested in extending the age that I get married by 1 more year

1 comment:

Zahara said...

So you're leaving the internet because you think that you wont learn Japanese if you don't, and by expanding your Japanese horizon you will meet the woman of your dreams that you can finally speak to? Ok:)But I was thinking you should be happy with the people you've got and don't worry about trying to make things happen. I'm not sure you were saying the internet isn't reality but I've heard other claims of that ( someone said the people in porn on the internet aren't real, and I was like wtf, that's ridiculous, it's just an excuse). Anyway, you can love everybody, and some day when you're ready you'll have what you've always wanted.